Eat Marmite? You don't just want to eat it, you want to bathe in it, wallow in it like a hippo in mud, slather yourself from head to toe and wrap yourself in bread and butter... And you know what? That's fine. Just fine. Completely normal in fact...

Start with bread and cheese, add a touch of Marmite spread and what have you got? A cheese and Marmite sandwich. AKA Heaven. Here are ten variations on an old favourite...