Eat Marmite? You'd rather rip the wings off live chickens. You'd rather be stripped naked in public. You'd rather swallow rat's tails and snail shells... Enough already! We get the picture. And yes, you're in the right place...

Marmite and cheese and Marmite and cucumber and Marmite and tuna and Marmite and roast beef... or 10 ways to ruin a sandwich.